No more fooling around.
We (the Womacks) picked the Womack Family Art Contest winner and we're ready to reveal. Today is Noah's birthday and he couldn't be happier with the contestants and their submissions. He's gonna eat Birthday Cake and drink Mountain Dew so he can grow up strong and brave like an OX with 5 horns. He will, there's no other way! Flood him with birthday wishes and requests for songs you'd like to hear him sing... Classics like Bad Company by Bad Company, or anything by Jethro Tull, or his favorite, Come On Eileen by those one dudes.
We're writing them new song. We also want you to know that these songs are better than our other ones. They're stronger and more powerful. They are also a little bit sexy and scary, like Marilyn Manson. There's two things we take seriously, our cat and our music. We might not necessarily be writing tunes that are serious, but we will make sure to make them good and enjoyable for everyone. No! I'm serious...
HD Katz believes in us and you do too! We thank you for that and your art submissions. Noah's birthday present, to not have to do the artwork for this record. He and we are very thankful. We love you!
FOLKS!!!
Sincerely yours, Peter Criss
